telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(Source: telapathetic, via joshpeck)

sidnugget:

How are you supposed to have friends when you get out of high school/college where am I going to meet people other than work

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

(via homocidol)

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

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698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

image

look at this sick dog

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"BRUH"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

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